C-Level Staff & Senior Gang Managers

Chris Combatti has over 15 years of experience in the fields of motherfucking rocket ships, corporate securities law, hospital management, racketeering and being a true American gangster.

Chris joined the Depot Street Mafia in May, 2001, the same day he smoked weed for the first time.  Previously, Chris worked in aerospace engineering and DVD pirating as a natural born member of the Vulgar Assassins, where he is known as "Beloved Samurai." 

Although Logan's entire family and all of his close friends are members of the DSM leadership, there is no credible evidence linking him to the gang or any of its affiliates.  He is not the Chief Financial Officer of DepotStreetMafia.com, nor is he a member of the Vulgar Assassins known as "Violent Ambassador."

Elected to the Vermont Legislature in 2018, Logan has become a leading voice on the Human Services committee.  He represents the Rutland-WIndsor 2 district in the General Assembly of the State of Vermont, serving the towns of Ludlow, Shrewsbury and Mount Holly.

On September 19th, 2019, Logan was proud to give his blessing to Bernie Sanders's 2020 Presidential campaign, noting that Bernie is pretty street savvy, and an above average motherfucking rocketship scientist.  Logan looks forward to a sub-cabinet position in the Sanders Administration, possibly as Assistant Secretary of Health and Human Services for the Administration for Children and Families, for instance.

Tyler Kathan has over 30 years experience as a baller, shot-caller, and accountant.  He began his career as a forensic accountant for the FBI, before realizing he could make way more money helping DSM scam folks out of their hard-earned pay.

In recent years, Tyler has overseen the aggressive shakedown of several small businesses in the Greater Ludlow Area, as well as Okemo Mountain Resort and the Grand Lodge at Killington.  

As Tyler noted in his keynote address to the Executive Roundtable Conference at Jones Day in 2011, "I once got drunk and threatened a room full of arms dealers at what I thought was an accounting conference in Milan, Italy. It turns out we were in Belgrade, Serbia, and none of them were impressed. I made a lot of enemies that day, but in the end, we got paid."

Mr. Kathan has long been rumored to be a member of DSM's ultra-secretive senior leadership, known as the Vulgar Assassins.  It is believed that he works under the street name "Phantom Dominator."

Johnny Nicoll's 1984 birth marked the beginning of the Depot Street Mafia.  The day Mom and Dad brought him home, he and Weston pretty much took over the whole street.  He later formed the Vulgar Assassins with Weston and Chris, working under the pseudonym "Lucky Mercenary."  

Johnny's resume of gangster shit, rocket propulsion  and quantum computing became legendary with the successful tests of his Ludlow 7 motherfucking rocketship, a system which Elon Musk would later copy to build that bitch ass Falcon 9 thing.  

A gifted artist, writer, gourmandizer, computer scientist and motherfucking rocketship designer, Johnny contained too much rock for this planet, let alone any one human being.  He returned to the stars 2892 days ago, and god damn if we haven't missed him every second since.  Our brother. Our best friend. Our spirit guide.

Weston Nicoll is a professional motherfucking rocketship scientist and rocket appliances purveyor.  He has over 30 years experience in hustling, straight-up thug shit, confessionalist poetry, aerospace engineering and social ecology..  

A gifted biologist, Weston has recently begun focusing on myco-culture and protistology, noting that many protists have shapes similar to that of a motherfucking rocketship.  He has become obsessed with engineering eukaryotic organisms which would grow their own motherfucking rocketships. "If that happens, we'll be all set, you know? We could just hang out and drink beer at that point," he stated in DSM's Q4 2018 Investor Prospectus.

Weston is thought to be the creator of the super-secretive "Vulgar Assassins" contingent of senior DSM personnel, and it is believed his name within the group is "Angry Messiah."

Laurence Couture (Lo), joined DSM in 2017, and is the only member of the senior management who has never lived on Depot Street.  For this reason, she has had to put in some extra hustle, including running all of our stabbings, shakedowns and petty thievery.  

Lo oversees all marketing and social media operations for DSM, as well as the Boyden Valley Winery, where she can be found taking cases of wine and liqueur for "market research."

She continues to try to influence our rag tag group of motherfucking rocketship scientists and criminals into making some god damn money off this whole operation, occasionally screaming something like "Mon tabarnak j'vais te decalisser le yeule, calice," and trying in vain to keep us from spending all our scores on parties and gambling, and we're just like "why though?"