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If you or your organization find yourself on our notices list, pay the fuck up, or we will set up a Rube Goldberg device to exact our cruel revenge, and it will include umbrellas, and it will include balloons, and there might even be a tshirt cannon in there, and you don't want that, do you?

As a special bonus, if you're Elon Musk, part of the money goes right back to you, because you invented PayPal.